CURSING THOSE DAMN BED BUGS!

Them damn bed bugs have tortured me to the edge! I've used every hack in the book, but these little bloodsuckers just persist to go away. My sleep is destroyed, my skin is covered in welts, and I'm starting to feel as if I'm losing my mind. I've even thought about vacating the place! This is a nightmare, and I just want relief. Bed Bugs: The F*cki